Gym Bunnies and Gym Dummies

Here we are late in February and as the lights go out , so do the resolutioners. Flying out of the gym as fast as they flew in with a different outlook on what working out is all about.

We in the gym applaud your ambition to try and we know we will see you again next year. This , however, is about the leftovers. The type of gym personalities that tend to ruin the vibe for those who are here to try and those who are here to stay.

To the Gym Bunnies and Gym Dummies , please do the rest of us a favor and go back to the bars and leave the dumbbells alone.

Let's break down who I'm talking about:

Gym Walkers aka Gym Bunnies:  These are an astounding creature of attention. Usually dresses in a full LuLu Lemon, Under Armor or Victoria Secret attire.  They're the desperate housewives / attention whores who wear the bear minimal of the tightest clothing while parading around the most male occupied area to find a single 5lbs dumbell and proceed to "Squat " with it in the middle of the gym. Other characteristics of her include:

- Taking selfies w/ duck lips
- Gloves matches attire
- More cleavage than a porn star would have
- Saying, "OMG" 20 times in a sentence
- Fixing her hair in the gym mirrors
- texting/tweeting/facebooking constantly
-iPod matches her workout attire
- Constantly looking for something / lost

No matter what they weather may be, she's always hot on the prowl for some form of attention that, by her disgusted look on her face, she claims to have never wanted in the first place.

You'll notice she will always have her make up set and ready to go for an evening out after the gym so her hair is either flawless in a headband or flawless in general and they're rarely ever sweat.

Be weary of this cougar for you're looking for a night of fun but a long search of a new gym when her husband comes calling .

Gym Dummies:

The male version of Gym Bunnies. These strange forms can be found by the following characteristics:

- Extremely tight tops
- Peg Legs aka Chicken Legs
- Heavy smell of cologne
- Have been known to wear sunglasses inside the gym
- Grunt loudly whilst handling the lightest of weights
- Color Coordination of gym attire
- Gives "workout advice" to the women
- Flexes what he hopes is a bicep and abs in the gym mirrors
-Wears workout gloves (seriously)
- does 3 sets of selfies

A queer and confused being, this gym dummy ended up in the wrong club by means of narcissism and arrogance. Hopefully alluring the girls in the gym to feel on his "pipes" and get their number for a smoothie later.

Avoid this creature at all costs or you may find yourself locked in a verbal Full Nelson w/ the gym dummies!!!!

A gym is a place we are to work and improve and progress. If you want to socialize, go to the bar for happy hour or start a Match.com account. People who are uncomfortable with the gym environment usually are because of these types of gym personalities. All your doing is taking up gym equipment and oxygen.